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The Boy Is Aru Aru 2015 Bon

#坊さんあるある2015盆というのが流行ってますが、

http://togetter.com/li/846826
http://grapee.jp/66218
http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2143761674237463401

I'd like to hear it here too.
It's fine to talk about a monk you know

Please ★

9 Zen Responses

There is a boy

That's Twitter (^▽^;)

#坊さんあるある2015盆
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23%E5%9D%8A%E3%81%95%E3%82%93%E3%81%82%E3%82%8B%E3%81%82%E3%82%8B2015%E7%9B%86&src=tyah

What is the notation for “2015” in the Christian calendar?
There are opinions like that... but it's fun to put aside bad things.
It means that boys are also “human.”

Assuming that people enjoy “The Boy Has There” on Twitter,
When it comes to hasunoha,

“The Life of a Monk”
http://hasunoha.jp/questions?page=2&tag=%E5%83%A7%E4%BE%B6%E3%81%AE%E7%94%9F%E6%B4%BB

“Encounter with a monk”
http://hasunoha.jp/questions?tag=%E5%83%A7%E4%BE%B6%E3%81%A8%E5%87%BA%E4%BC%9A%E3%81%84

In these answers, you can see the monk's personality which is a bit interesting!
Please read it.

(Tea is actually spreading when people don't really like it) The number of homes that take it home in PET bottles is increasing year by year.
Then they let it cool down even more than everyone else and give it to me.

Well then, let's start the battle now, Gassho

Postscript 1
Grandma, I really appreciate your welcome, but once you start ringing the bell, the sutras have begun, so please don't talk to me.

Postscript 2
Laundry detergent for babies works great on foot bags

Postscript 3
The rate at which X-shaped phosphor sticks are placed in the wrong direction is tremendous
This is the kind of guy ↓
http://store.shopping.yahoo.co.jp/b-noda/i-b-n-2-2-a.html

I'm eager for Cool Biz Monk's Robe

Since it's Obon season...

<Part 1>
In summer, people say “it looks cool” when wearing transparent clothing such as yarn or sash (and T-shirts, shorts, etc.).

At first glance, they may look cool, but they explain that they wear underwear, skin, and white coats, and that they wear transparent clothing on top of that.

As a result of the fervent talk, it gets extra hot.

<Part 2>
In the summer, when they look at their shaved head, they say, “It looks cool!”

The fact that direct sunlight hurts your skin, that if you're wearing a monk's uniform, there's no reason to wear a hat, and that sweat doesn't stop flowing into your eyes, and that sweat doesn't stop from your hair and flows through your eyes.

As a result of the fervent talk, it gets extra hot.

The number of scooter boys suddenly increased

The number of monks wearing clothes and running away briskly on scooters will increase. I call it a “summer tradition.”
Incidentally, I'm a car and a bicycle. Because I don't have a scooter.
Someday, I too would like to become a tradition.

Nanmu Daishi Hensho Kongo

When I found out that it was a “monk”

① “Huh!? Then, can you read sutras?!”
→A monk who can't read sutras is like a taxi driver who can't drive a car...

② “Huh?! he's not a boy, is he!? Young people these days are free!”
→In the first place, the Jodo Shinshu doesn't have an obligation to shave hair, so...

③ “I haven't collected taxes, so I'm making a full profit!”
→Certainly, there is no property tax or corporate tax. It's been helpful.

④ “Well, can you see spirits!?”
→If you can see spirits, you can also become a psychic mediator.

I almost get bored with these 4 questions ('・ω・`)

I'm happy with your feelings, but...

Every year, at this time of year, there are things I'm worried about whether to say it or not to say it (≧ 126)

There is an old woman who is a parishioner,
“Old man, it's hot, isn't it? Please go ahead with this (^^)”
What comes out saying is Calpis undilized liquid with ice on it (≥≤)
I'm happy with your feelings, but...
It's bad, so I'm going to drink it up (≥≤)

Nobody told me... (T_T)

Once before, a parishioner somewhere said, “I like matcha.”
After that, they started serving matcha at various houses, where did I hear it from.
thank you... Nanmu...

That's Obon from the year before last...

In the intense heat when large brown cicadas are noisy
Follow your usual route to Tanakyo at a smooth pace.

First house, second house, third house...

But after that, I arrived at the fourth house about two hours after that.

At the temple that day, they saw a Merlion spitting green liquid in the middle of the day and didn't see it...

Please don't drink matcha three times in a row in the intense heat. (T_T)

aside from that...

I don't think it's my fault that it's getting hotter year by year in recent years

If you go around the Obon festival, it's the house you go to, the house you go to...

“Even though it's hot, it's tough...”

It takes good care of me.

but...

No one tells me to change Obon to a cooler season... (T_T)

The temperature is 37 degrees. The sensed temperature is over 40 degrees...
Are heatstroke countermeasures perfect??

Monks are in ascetic training, so they will never fall down
There's no reason for heatstroke... I'm sure.

Maybe in 10 more years, Japan's monk population will drastically decrease...

Still keeps running

➀ “Pok pok pok! Pok pok pok”
The sweaty feeling of hitting a wooden fish (stick) when you hit it with the neck.

➁ Even so, the sutra must go on as if nothing had happened. Chin

➂ “Boo, boo! fluttering!! (Chirp)”
While driving on a scooter, my white coat flipped up and my thighs looked sexy.

➃ But Boone went straight to the path of enlightenment with a sense of giving up that it was fine because no one was watching.

⑤ On the Buddhist altar where the mysterious statue is placed, Chin feels the size of the foot of Buddhism and the feeling that she is now an adult.

⑥ I mean, that's Asuraman, lol.

⑦ When I go to a rural area, I feel the breadth of Buddhism in mysterious Buddhist events not found in my hometown. I wonder if fire dancing will start after this, Ohn (mantra).

➇ Ash pot & burn self-destructed in an attempt to fix the incense stick sticking out of the incense burner, and then it self-destructed.

⑨... and it's totally crazy as if nothing had happened.

⑩ I think the person who prepares the monk's chair in front of the Buddhist altar is the one who carefully studies and practices the Buddhist Bodhisattva mentality, even in a really, really deep sense.

⑪ Mmm... this is not just Olin. Chee-eun (super long sustain)

⑫ Hmm... this Orin, mine, it's the same, the voice of the sutras, it's the same pitch, Kane.

⑬ Mmm... this Orin is going to make fun of me. Sutras and ~ ♪ It's about 5 degrees of humori, chin ♪

⑭ Mmm... this ring is broken, and the sound stretches out... lol. ... it's not there.

I'll have it after all.

“Are you going to be able to go around a lot today even after this?”
“No, this is the last time today!”

Even though it's in the middle of a sutra, it sounds good “pop” and “toktoku.”

No, just because it's the last time doesn't mean I'll drink it...